Did you know that today is Halloween Joke Day? Here are some jokes. I will number them and leave the answers below so you don't cheat!
1:
Q: What did the Mama ghost say to the little ghost before they drove off?
2:
Q: What kind of monster can dance the best?
3:
Q: Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party?
4:
Q: Why don't skeltons go to scary movies?
Answers:
1) A: Fasten your sheet belt!!!
2) A: The Boogie Man! (You get it? Boogie?)
3) A: He had nobody to dance with. Get it? Nobody - No body!
4) A: Because they don't have the guts!
3 comments:
Hi Bini - Funny jokes! I like the new look on your blog - nice picture. But you have so many. Another favorite of your flickr pictures is the "thumbs up" from your birthday meal. Love, Bubbe
Ha ha! Very funny jokes. I'll have to share them with my class. Margie
What is a mummy's favorite music?
Wrap, of course! --Margie
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